Built Different.


Building the future my way.

Born to defy

When I was 12, I ran a popular Minecraft server called Cheesium.

Every night, I logged in to kill other 12-year-olds.

As much as I enjoyed the raids,

I had a community waiting for me every night.

Over time, I started to generate revenue.

But to my Tiger mom, it was a distraction.

I was supposed to get Straight A’s. Not spend all night playing Minecraft!

One day, she snapped.

She took my laptop outside.

Pulled out a hammer.

And smashed my laptop screen to teach me a lesson.

I stood there, frozen.

Everything I had built… GONE.

For many days, I grieved the loss.

But then, I thought

FUCK IT.

I wiped my tears away

Bought a new laptop with the money I’d made.

And rebuilt Cheesium.

I didn’t just rebuild it.

I grew it into a $60k business.

My mom thought I was ruining my future.

But no.

It was the moment I found my purpose.

Cheesium

I made a popular Minecraft server when I was 12 years old, made $61k.

Amazon e-commerce store

I built an amazon e-commerce store while at Stanford, made $120k after 1 year.

Startups

After college, I’ve bootstrapped multiple b2b/b2c startups, making $500k+

I’m gay

In high school, I met a girl who made me question everything.

She was the golden girl of our tennis team.

Blonde, confident, untouchable.

I was the shy Asian nerd, wearing my gray hoodie every day.

But she noticed me.

She’d chase me across the court –

Sliding her hand under my tennis skirt

Tease me about my flat chest

Call me her “Lebanese lover.”

I’d laugh

Not knowing why it felt so good.

Then one night, I had a dream.

We were at a military camp, sirens blaring during a lockdown.

We hid in the same bed.

Her hands reached down..

And then—

I woke up, gasping.

WTFFFF!!!!!

Desperate for answers, I turned to Reddit.

“How would you feel if you kissed her?” they asked.

The image played over in my head…

My heart pounding…

Hands sweating…

…..

WTF.

I’m just some Asian nerd who likes Minecraft.

WTF.

Who was I?

WHO WAS I??

I didn’t know but I had to find out

So I went on a date with a girl

And I found out fast.

When she came all over me.

I don’t care if I’m gay. Straight. Bi.

It was about desire.

If I want it,

I’ll take it.

Queer Chart

At Stanford, I created a digital Alice’s chart with 220 queer women. We threw wild parties and I even met my ex through it!

GAΨ Sorority

Freshman year, I came out to my sorority, AKDPHI, and started crying. They sent me to the bathroom to “freshen up.” That’s how GAΨ was born – a safe, queer space to make friends.

we all slept together
(in a u-haul)

Orgasm Gap

I’m very passionate about mutuality in pleasure. Many women get the short end of the stick, literally. My MBA professor denied this topic twice but I got to present on this topic in the end.

Best tools for women:

  • Satisfyer Pro: if you’re new, i recommend this. Many women have told me they got their very first orgasm using it. I gift and recommend this product all the time.
  • Strap-On-Me: if you’re a lesbian, I recommend using this. before you need to take turns and “switch.” but now u can both get off at the same time. its so amazing, literally changed my life. MANY lesbian couples have told me it changed their life too.
  • Waterproof blanket or dog pads

I love to compete

I currently compete in crossfit

If you can beat me, I’ll give you a protein bar.

Crossfit

Top 11% among RX Women.

PRs:

  • 14 unbroken strict pull-ups
  • 235 lb back squat
  • 275 3rm
  • 135 lb snatch
  • 170 lb clean & jerk
  • 170 lb push jerk
  • muscle up

Tennis

Top 50 in state in MN (under 18s)

Hobbies

Dyke dodgeball – 42 kills in a match

Beaverton – Joined a dyke wrestling tournament. Pinned 6 dykes. Walked out #1.

Contact me

My email is zecheesy@gmail.com

I’m based in SF (Soma). I love coffee, free food, and walks.